The purpose of this page is to let you, the viewers know what is new in the lives of Chris, Cip, Lou and James. We will start with me, Chris, Cip, Moogin etc. Only because I am writing so here goes. I haven't really been up to much lately, I have been to some kick-ass concerts and I have been working alot. I got into a fight at one of the concerts and I totally beat this kid. I have really been on edge lately, I don't know why. I hate winter, it sucks. I hate being alone, but then when there are alot of people around I hate that too. I don't know I think I am losing my mind or something. My job is good, Life is okay, I don't really have anything to complain about. But i do. Well that's about it for me. I know i am just so damn interesting. wow. joy. THE WORLD MUST DIE!!!!!! sorry-
Now we come to James. There really isn't anything to update about James. Right now he is exercising his right to the couch. The same thing he has been doing for what 3 months now. Yes he's still jobless and now he's depressed. His girlfriend went away with her family for valentines day. He didn't have the money to go with them, maybe because there isn't much loose change in the couch. James' uncle came to visit about a week ago, he was really drunk the whole time, and wanted us to drink with him. We refused, because he's old and a drunk, and just plain wierd. He is basically a drug warehouse, and I think he may be gay.
Lou has a new car, it's a Daytona Shelby Z turbo, it's finally on the road, after endless complications. It's a pretty nice car. Lou hasn't really been up to much either. He was stalked by the ugliest girl in history, she was some girl from a dating service or something.
Chris has been fighting with his girlfriend for about a month now and everyday he swears it's over. But the next day they are back together. Chris went nuts and bought $83.97 worth of groceries. Now he has to make sure that James doesn't eat it all.
Well as far as what has been going on here, we had a party on Saturday the 7th. And alot happened. Chris was elected designated driver again, only because he got off work after everyone was already biscuits (drunk). Toasted Biscuits even. This time two people threw up in our house, James got sick only after drinking more than he ever had in his life combined and that's alot... Josh's girlfriend Christina also spent quality time praying. Only after they spent twenty minutes in the bathroom makin something beautiful. There were three new additions to our party, Mike and his girlfriend, Mike is Lisa's brother. Lisa is the girl that I (cip) had been talking to until she became gay and a real bitch. Anyway, her brother rules so we invited him. And the other addition was Christina's friend Jessica (shwing) she's a babe, and I really liked her. If she were president she would be baberham lincoln. Of course she wouldn't go for me. oh well, We had a free jam session of all of us trying to play guitar while drunk and falling. lots of beer was spilt on the rug, thanks to James. All I need to say to sum this party up is one word. Goldschlager damnit. Be afraid be very afraid.
What else has been going on, let's see. Steve at Grand Union went off. Me and Chris witnessed it. And Mike from McDonalds, got a job with us at the Ground Onion. He starts tomorrow. Well there is one thing that has happened in the last two weeks that we really aren't supposed to mention on the web. The guy Louie that works the overnight at A&P has claimed that he has "the perfect cock" because some girl told him so. We all got a really great laugh in and then began to tease him about it every night since. Well, the only other thing that has happened is that James and lou almost sold vaccumes except that they couldn't sell shit to the sewer. Now the vaccume guy calls every day trying to get his books back or something, his name is Angel. oh well-
There will be more to come on this page as things unfold here in the days of our lives. Until then were gonna make like a fetus and head out.